It looks like you are not an HR manager, my dear. It's pretty obvious that they are specifically trained to inspire employees with false sense of pleasing (for instance by joggling the bases in the conversation) while doing nothing to actually address their thirst.

As to my getting the idea, I'm not sure. What is the third base anyway - touching the skirt? the panties? underneath the panties? inside whatever's underneath the panies? and most importantly - form the front or from the back? and even more most importantly - WITH WHAT?