[software,fun] Themes for QA T-shirts

[piggymouse]

Предлагаемые надписи на футболках тестеров. Отсюда, и не забудьте заглянуть в комментарии. Highlights are listed below:

• My job is making things fail in new and interesting ways.
• It's 11pm. Are all your exceptions handled?
• Making theoretical attacks practical since 1998.
• Miracles may happen, but software never fixes itself.
• Works as Designed? Then the design sucks, too.
• Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
• I told you so.
• Old testers don't die, they just go to Hell and break their stuff, too.
• Defensive coding does not mean hiding things from QA.
• How many Testers does it take to fix a lightbulb? One, but it's not his job!
• I complain for a living.

Comments

[screamager.livejournal.com]

> Making theoretical attacks practical since 1998.


вообще-то это слоган L0pht Heavy Industries, нынешних AtStake Security.

На какую-то их security advisory микрософт написал что мол это всё "completely theoretical", на что парни из Лофта налабали эксплоит и сделали себе вышеозначенный слоган. Только там было since 1994 или где-то так.