[fun,spam] Kall now

[piggymouse]

Что-то спамятью моей стало ©, адназначна.

Я редко читаю приходящий спам, но тут меня что-то подтолкнуло. И я не пожалел, ой, не пожалел!

Sick and tired of your stupid friends getting high paying jobs
because they have a degree?
Does the prospect of studying hard and wasting years of your life
and THOUSANDS of dollars so you MIGHT get a decent career sound dumb?
We offer Bachelors, Masters, MBA, Doctorate (PHD) and All Diplomas!
INCREASE YOUR EARNING POWER BY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS A YEAR! IT'S EASY!
CALL 212-504-**** NOW. THE LINE IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY.
No Books, No Classes, No Exams or Interviews. Just call this number
and give yourself a career advantage over your friends and co-workers.
CALL 212-504-**** NOW. THE LINE IS OPEN AND READY.
(international callers dial +1-212-504-****)
Our Diplomas are from Prestigious non-accredited universities, and
will look great in your office, den or resume.
GET AHEAD NOW. GET THAT NEW CAR.
CALL 212-504-**** RIGHT NOW. NO OBLIGATION!

На словах "get that new car" я заплакал от радости чистыми и светлыми слезами.

Comments

[109.livejournal.com]

212? это бруклин, небось. я даже не удивлюсь, если брайтон бич.

[piggymouse.livejournal.com]

Ага. Хихикс!

Вспоминается бизнесмен Михаил Непойман из известной книжки.

[-mak-.livejournal.com]

Нет, 212 это Манхэттэн, причем только стационарные номера. Бруклин - 718.