[citation] More Handey

[piggymouse]

Джек Хэнди мог бы стать неиссякаемым источником контента для grizzly_attack.

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

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[raven-hl.livejournal.com]

Над последним я разрыдался!!! (почти реально)

[vladk.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you never heard of Steven Wright

[piggymouse.livejournal.com]

I tell you, I've never heard of this guy.

And, by the way, some time ago weissmann gave me some MP3s of George Carlin, but I can't say I was really impressed.

[109.livejournal.com]

есть замечательный stand-up comic из калифорнии, от которого я тащусь, но как зовут - забыл. у него корки в этом же стиле. вот, одну вспомнил: "I don't have a girlfriend, but I know girl who will be really mad to hear me now."