[sex,fun] On the table
Jan. 8th, 2004 06:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
piggymouseУжасти какие. Действительно, не приведи Господь дожить до такого. Курсив мой.
Another fascinating fact: it tends to be men over 50 who end up getting too close to their vacuum cleaners.
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A neighbor was concerned to hear the vacuum cleaner running continuously for a long time, so she went next door to see what was up. There, she found her 57 year old neighbor dead, slumped over the dining room table in a compromising position. His legs and buttocks were wrapped in pantyhose and he had a table leg up his ass. Turns out, he had a heart attack, more from the excitement of the moment than due to malfunction of the vacuum. Upon questioning, his wife admitted having caught him once before in congress with the vacuum cleaner. She also admitted not having had sex with him for the past five years.
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Date: 2004-01-08 07:44 am (UTC)А вообще, покупайте европейские пылесосы, американцы!
Post-mortem review of the month
I don't use any thing breakable any more.
More of the same
Never would fuck the damn bottle again.
Почти что "never could stand that dog"!
И наконец!
Date: 2004-01-08 07:56 am (UTC)I am a 19 year old guy, and one afternoon I thought it would be fun to insert a cucumber all the way into my anus.
Ему подумалось!
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Date: 2004-01-08 10:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-08 12:17 pm (UTC)...caught him once before in congress with the vacuum cleaner.
вот к чему приводят беспорядочные связи!