[music,quote] KK

[piggymouse]

The name of this song
is King Kong.
It's the story of a very large gorilla
who lived in the jungle.
And he was doing okay
until some Americans came by
and thought that they would take him home with them.
They took him on a ship
to the United States,
and they made some money
by using the gorilla,
then they killed him.

You know, you know that reminds me on a real sad story. It happened right here in… lovely Cleveland long long time ago, 'bout, in fact three hundred and thirty million years ago in fact, in the Upper Devonian. It was a really nice intelectual kind of a placoderm type of a fish, and he was, he was real creative, and he was just havin' lot of fun livin', livin' his life gently around here in the, Upper Devonian Peninsula you got here, and suddenly, out of nowhere, came a band of religious fanatic sharks. And they organized themselves in crazy, fiendish groups, and just ate everything, leavin' nothing for this talented creative placoderm type of a fish, and… it just brings tears to my eyes, you may let this happen again, in 1988. I don't know what to do about it! It's drivin' me wild! I can hardly stand it no more! I might have to play an out-of-tune note or something! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!