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[piggymouse]

<sthmnstr> So I was in this restauraunt with my gf the other day and she wanted 
to emberas me.
<sthmnstr> I had eaten too much and was holding my stomach moaning and then 
she's all like 'aww, is the baby kicking?' and i said 'Yup. Thats the last time I eat one of 
those whole...'

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